Ms Fariza yg Stress

Untuk kesekian kalinya officemate aku stress lg.....apa yg sangat2 nak makan tp tersekat sbb dok diet ialah icce cream n chocolate.....tp 2 benda ni x menggemukkan.....btul kan kan kan.......

sodap ei.....

yg ni lg best.....

Banjir

Banjir untuk kali yg ke-2buat tahun 2009

dok gosip ngan tok tam

agenda wajib lpas bali keja...ngembang ngan tok tam

dah mlm daaa...

adik aku snap mende tah lam gelap ni

ai dah nak balik.....

aku dlm air...sejukkk wei...

air semakin naik....

lantai dah x der tikaq dah...tapak kaki sesaje

kat dapur...dah masuk air..

Machine Ready

inilah rupanye mesin yang sudah redi nak diento kepada customer....

sesape dok area utara nak membeli, menyewa, ape2 aje lah pasal mesin leh kontek aku yer...

016-4602919 (Mona)

Naked Machine

Inilah keadaanya dengan mesin yang sedang di re-cond.....

masih cantik

dibogelkan....

baju semua ditanggalkan

yang ni isi dalam perutnye

tulang selangka

x berbaju

4 Things Guys Notice Instantly

1. Your Smile
Does it seem sweet and genuine? Does it seem awkward and forced? Does it seem like you ate a sesame-seed and parsley salad for lunch based on what’s lodged between every single one of your teeth?
PLUS: What impression does he gets about you from your apartment? Hint: He thinks your hand towels are dumb.

2. Your Hair
Guys have no idea what split ends are, and if you mention roots, they just think of the band. But they do look to see if your hair looks 1. soft and 2. as though it would smell good. So don’t request “The Gosselin” at the salon, and wash it every so often. That’s all guys ask. If it's time for a cut, our Ultimate Hair Makeover Tool will hook you up with ideas for a killer new style.

3. Your Cleavage
Newsflash: Dudes like to look at your chest. (They aren't the only ones who like to compare cleavage. We're addicted to this new game, Cleavage Wars.) Now, that’s not to say they think all women should unbutton their shirts to their bellybuttons at funerals. (Though really, who are guys to judge?) But they will notice how you’re showing off what you’ve got. Read our tips to make your cleavage even sexier.

4. Your Skin
You know that blemish you’ve been obsessing over all day because it’s so huge? Chances are guys won’t even notice. What will they notice? If you look like a jaundiced Oompa-Loompa because of overenthusiastic tanning. Another reason to Practice Safe Sun.

Mesin Baru Sampai

Today...aku nak menunjukkan proses menerima mesin yang akan dihantar kepada customer aku dlm masa 2-3 weeks next...mesin nih sampai x der pape jer...tp beratnye azab depa nak angkatnye.....kenapa samapi 2-3 minggu baru nak send ke customer...because byk lagi prosesnyer nak dikerjakan....remanufactured ler katekan.....kalo nak beli yg ori...mmg azab ler customer aku nak bayo.....

1) samapi dgn transportnye (setelah 2 hari menunggu---tu pun ptang amat br sampai)

2) alamak!!!!!!!!!terkantoi laa..baru nak candid...Lutfi nih x macho arr.....bior ler aku nak candid

3) tu....driver and co-pilot lori tu....yg depa pegang tu br diernye finisher...yg tu pun x berat amat dah

4) yg seketoi besaq tu ler yg azab nak angkat tu haaaa





5)reverse dulu...kasi bontot betul2 ngadap pintu opis.....

6)Lutfi: op op op...brek2....stop stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haih depa nih x dgq kaa(maka terpaksalah Lutfi menahan lori berkenaan dgn tangan dengan mengunakan 'Kuasa Gaban Kentut'....)akhirnya berjaya jugak

7) hokeh...moh bukk pintu...aik...ane nih pandang jer..mentang2 ler member aku ni ada Kuasa Gaban Kentut....

8)baik...hati2 yer

9) eheh...jap2....tangan cam terseliuh jer....

10)tongek yehh...baru ane ni belang2 cam badan tebuan jer...hahahahhaa....abang tebuan

11) abg Pon dok cek2 machine

12) hermmm.....cam ok jer

13) mari kita bukk...hermm...ape Lutfi dok buat nih.....

14) kita kasi potong dia

15) koyak dia

Itulah proses menerima machine...nnt ai update mesin yg dah dibogelkan......

Survey (credit to Gmah bebeh)

1. Apakah yang anda sedang lakukan 30 minit yang lalu?
>> Gosipping ngan abg Pon

2. 2 jam yang lalu?
>>opis...buat report

3. Minggu lepas?
>> keje arrr

4. Tiga lagu yang boleh anda dengar berulang-ulang kali?
1) Goodbye(FTTS)
2) Excuse me Mr. Kandasamy(aku x tau sape singer nye)
3) Al-I-Tiroof (Hadad Alwi)

5. 3 binatang yang anda tak suka?
1) lipas
2)tikus
3) wild animal

6. 5 fakta tentang anda?
a) sabar
b)dyslesia(betoi ka eja camtu)
c) x pusing sgt hal sekeliling
e)lapaq ayaq jambu

7. Tahun depan mungkin anda?
>>beli keta baru

8. Saya tak reti sangat…
>> nak sorok muke letih n ngantuk

9. Saya pandai …
>> belakon (to get what I want)

10. Kawan saya…
>> rindukan saya and vice versa

11. Saya ada…
>> anak kucing baru...nama dia LIMA

12. Saya seorang…
>> cool n relax

13. Adik saya…
>>garang

14. Saya tak pernah bosan dengan (senaraikan 3)…
a) reading
b) tidur
C) internet

15. Bilakah pertama kali bercinta?
>> dajah 1

16. Perkara yang selalu orang tak percaya tentang anda?
>> aku ni anak sulung

17. Saya rindu…
>> kawan2 lama

18. Saya tak sabar…
>> nak balik umah..ngantuk nih

19. 5 laman yang anda slalu layari?
a) blogspot
b) facebook
c) just jared
d) lelong

20. Anda mahu tag?
>> haaaaaaaa

ES ES

aku sedang Es Es....buhsan laaa...so ltak pic sendrik...interprem abes nih....

Lutfi Desa

Latest pics of our lovely technician....hahahahaha...lovely gitu awwwww

candid...after receive a call from our customer

serious...big prob ker?

haaa...ok ok...im on my way...........

Good Morning

Good morning...morning snappy.....hihihiih

merahnye ler anti sorg ni

Black n White Pictures

These pics taken during tahap keboringan tahap gaban laaa.....tgk pics bwh ni remind to Kechik.....hoooo Kechik..misses you so much.....

the cup....Kechik i still need ur touch...apsal pic nih cam x jadi eh

langut

gedik

down under

thinking...hauhauah

gedik yer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goreng Pisang

Hari ape tah ari tu...kunun nak berdiet bagai....aku pun x amik lunch laa kununnya...skali ptang tu Lutfi bwk balik goreng pisang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mak aih....ai x thn darurat laaa.belasah terus...hahahahahhahaha

Goreng Pisang RM2.00

inilah dia.......sedap woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!